February 2, 2005

State of the Union Drinking Game!

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Materials:

  • Bottle of Hard Liquor
  • Shot Glasses
  • Priest (optional)
  • Doctor (optional)

Rules:

Each time one of the following words is spoken take a shot:

  • Freedom
  • Liberty
  • Billion
  • Mission
  • Enemies
  • Terror

Each time he makes an allusion to the Bible, have a shot. (You may want a priest on hand to help you with this, although it's probably safe that any metaphor he uses will refer to the Bible.) Finally each time they cut away to Senator Kerry take a shot. As a bonus if he mentions Osama Bin Laden or says 'Sorry' you may finish the bottle and go home early. To prevent hangover you may wish to have a small glass of water at each applause pause.

Update: Results & Hangover 2005

Posted by Spicolli' at February 2, 2005 8:20 AM