100 Funniest Jokes of All Time. Like most lists like this it's kinda lame, although it includes one of my favorite and most frequently used quote from Churchill
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."Posted by Spicolli' at February 15, 2005 10:17 PM