March 13, 2005

Write your own Bushism #1


OK, here's the deal. I'm going to post a well known phrase and you mangle it! Begin:

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Posted by Spicolli' at March 13, 2005 7:56 AM

Bushism: " Dont throw the baby out with the bath water, unless he is a terrorist and the bathwater is hiding weapons of mass destruction and the baby has an oil drum under it. then throw out the baby, the water, and increase gas prices. this is the cost of war. Sacrifice the children, the environment, all in the name of freedom...and oil.."

Posted by: josh at March 14, 2005 12:47 AM

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, give him a gun and throw him into war instead. Either way, baby's are expendable!

Posted by: Reese at March 14, 2005 8:11 AM

"My opponents want to scare babies. There are babies all over this country thinking their bath water is bad for them. That is why I am proposing we remove environmental standards that do nothing but scare babies."

Posted by: Spicolli at March 14, 2005 8:24 AM

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, unless he piddles in his own pond.

Posted by: W at March 15, 2005 2:20 PM