April 11, 2005

News?

Headline: Naval Academy student found dead outside dorm
Verdict: Sure is more heroic and dignified military death than being blown up by yet another suicide bomber.

Headline: Sources: Dancer injured at fire station
Verdict: Fire Station's are no place to be dancing a jig!

Headline: Detroit - Goat leads police on chase
Headline: Detroit - Child says woman robbed her
Verdict: Maybe if they weren't out chasing the goat, they could have been preventing a real crime.

Ok, so these are lame... I can't help it, I don't write the news!

Posted by Reese at April 11, 2005 10:22 AM
Comments

Wow, the kid was from Destrahan.

Posted by: Spicolli at April 11, 2005 10:41 AM

But a Fire House is the perfect place for pole dancing.

Posted by: Spicolli at April 11, 2005 10:41 AM

I've seen enough Warner Brothers cartoons to suspect that it was actually the goat dressed up as a woman to fool a hunter with a speech impediment.

Posted by: Spicolli at April 11, 2005 10:43 AM