April 13, 2005

Problems Problems Problems

I really do hate reading the news.. mainstream or obscure.. it's all pretty damn depressing. Take a look:

Headline: Police: Woman sold daughter for car
Verdict: Such a shame! Selling your daughter for a Mercury Cougar! I wouldn't settle for anything less than a Buick. It's a sad world isn't it? My poor friend Spicolli would sells himself for a mere Ford Festiva. Guess it's a buyers market!

Posted by Reese at April 13, 2005 11:17 AM