April 14, 2005

News... of the World # 3

India Infosys plans to hire 12,600 employees this FY - Apr. 14, 2005. Business is booming in India.
I remeber in the 80's they used to portray Japan as a freighteningly efficient nation bent on dominating us. Is it just me or is it hard to create a similar image of a country where cows wander the streets?

True to Ritual, House Votes for Full Repeal of Estate Tax. The part of te ritual that isn't broadcast on C-SPAN consists mainly of sacrificing a bum followed by an orgy on a bed of hundred dollar bills.

Dragnet grabs 10,000 fugitives. Wow, Gonzales is clearing the streets. I've been too hard on Alberto Gonzales, I mean listen to these results: "Among the 10,340 people captured between April 4 and April 10 are 162 accused or convicted of murder, 638 wanted for armed robbery, 553 wanted for rape or sexual assault, 154 gang members and 106 unregistered sex offenders, 651 people with 'No Blood for Oil' bumper stickers." Lets see them try to see Bush speak now!

Maytag recalls 636,000 Hoover vacuums. I would participate in this recall, but I have too much of an intimate relationship with my U6423-900.

Posted by Spicolli' at April 14, 2005 10:41 AM