AWARD: August's Darwin Award
FOR: Iris Call of Oldham County, Kentucky.
WHY: After successfully escaping rising flames and smoke from her home around midnight Thursday, Iris Call decided to disregard danger and attempt to rescue her feline friend. Despite cries of "Meow Meow, save yourself!", Mrs. Call met her demise under the collapsing, smoke filled, blazing structure!

Artist rendition of the predicted last thing seen by Mrs. Call before she collapsed.