August 21, 2005

Spicolli Vacation Begins

The great Spicolli has decided to depart the greater New Orleans Area and head for higher ground in his homeland of Wisconsin. You know how yankee's are.... see a little wave and scream "Tsunami!", feel a little breeze and scream "Tornado!", hear a little rain and scream "Hurricane!". hehe Amateurs! Just kidding.. but seriously, can you really blame him? The math is as simple as 1..2..3! There's a god-awful "war" going on in Iraq. A leading Republican senator claims that Iraq is looking more like Vietnam. Now Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel should know what he's talking about, since he's received two Purple Hearts and other military honors for his service in Vietnam. Where there's a Vietnam-like war, there's bound to be a draft... and where there's a draft, there's bound to be people flocking to Canada... maybe Spicolli just gave himself a head start.

Posted by Reese at August 21, 2005 7:56 PM