October 29, 2005

It's been so long.. so I wonder:

Where's Spicolli?

If you can't find him, shame on you! He's probably somewhere between here and there.. ditching the snow shovel for... well.. a regular shovel! Yeah! Hope his trip is a safe one... If he planned it right, he could have made it a multi-state adventure. So keep an eye peeled! If you see Spicolli driving through your state... take a picture and send it to us.. we'll give you an accumulated progressive jackpot of 100% of the profit we've made this year! Now remember.. pictures of James Spader and other look-alike fakes can be easily spotted by our team of expert Spicollinators. Fraudulent entries will be sent directly to the FBI!! Shit, we'll tell them that you told Karl Rove some confidential info... and then we'll see who's laughing when the hounds plan an indictment of you ass. Booh-yah! So play nice. and happy Spicolli hunting!

Posted by Reese at October 29, 2005 12:59 AM