March 26, 2006

Spicolli Remains on the Cutting Edge of American Revulsion

Just when it seemed like the forces of tolerance would make me become just another average citizen in spite of my best efforts, the University of Minnesota Sociology Department releases a study showing that atheists are the least trusted minority in the United States.

From a telephone sampling of more than 2,000 households, university researchers found that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in “sharing their vision of American society.” Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry.

Yeah, that's right worse than Muslims! Worse than Mexicans! Worse than gays! I'm an outlaw just because I choose to eliminate any mysticism or superstition from my thinking.

Oh well, at least I have a way to get out of being set up on blind dates at the office.

Posted by Spicolli at March 26, 2006 5:04 PM