October 12, 2006

Thursday the 12th - Murphy's Law Morning for Byron

I swear under oath the events below are true...

5:30am - Baby wakes up early, wife addresses, I go back to sleep
6:00-6:30 - Mitch & Wife argue until the phrase "Be quiet or you'll wake Byron" is heard - I yell "Byron is already awake!!!" - I do not go back to sleep
6:45 - Rush to bathe & get ready.. already late
7:00-7:30 - Get baby to sitter.. traffic.. idiots, almost out of gas. Baby wakes up and pukes in the seat and cries... I have to sing hs favorite songs to get him back to sleep
7:30 - Drop off Drew, blocking two big trucks on a dead-end street that never sees any traffic looking like an asshole
7:35 - go to get gas... pump does not work... go to second pump... says "See Cashier"
7:40 - Go to get gas across the street
7:45 Button that pops the gas cover breaks.. I spend minutes finding the pieces on the ground
7:50 - on to work!!!
8:00 - Traffic & Idiots
8:30 - get stuck behind an idiot in a NEW Porsche doing 50 MPH as cars go around me keeeping me nice and slow, fuming...
8:40 - avoid various rocks and debris - AGAIN!!!
8:50 - 9:00 - Almost get sideswiped by no less than three idiots - backups on the Hish-Rise, 610, & the Causeway exit
9:00 - I have never been so happy to get to work.

I will check my lottery ticket shortly... there has to be a reason for this morning's hell!!! F#@% Friday the 13th... must be a leap year.

Posted by Byron at October 12, 2006 9:54 AM

AWWWWWWW!!!! Welcome to my Hell. I mean Life.

Posted by: steph at October 12, 2006 1:33 PM
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